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02:36 am: So, let's cut straight to the important part: Over the weekend, three girls came over to my place to play with my Wang. They loved it. Women absolutely love my Wang; it's big, it's black, and it's hairy, and apparently that's exactly how women like their Wangs. Another girl is coming over tomorrow to play with it. Unfortunately, far more women would love to get their hands on my Wang, far more than either my Wang or I have the time and energy for. Since it's not fair to give some girls a shot at my Wang while others are left feeling alone and unloved (and, really, is there anything better than a big hairy black Wang to make you feel special? If there is, I don't know what it is), I've decided to post pictures of my Wang on the internet so the many women who would love to play with my Wang but can't can at least get a good look at it. Unfortunately, I have no pictures of the girls who came over to play with my Wang (you know who you are, don't lie), but I have plenty of pictures where I play with my own Wang.

If you know anyone who's actually played with my Wang, they may try to convince you that I'm lying, that they actually played with Randall's Wang instead. They're wrong. When it comes to Wang, my roommate and I share. I play with his Wang all the time, and he plays with mine. My Wang is his Wang. His Wang is my Wang. We both love Wang. You should love Wang, too.

So, here are the pictures:



Taking my Wang out to play with it:




My Wang is just hanging out:




Holding my Wang:




Petting my Wang:




When my Wang sees something it likes, it stands up:




Getting a face full of Wang:




Slapped in the face by Wang? That's just wrong!


I have to admit, I'm a little nervous about putting pictures of my Wang up on the internet where millions of women can see it and comment on how cute, cuddly, and adorable my little Wang is, then send pictures of my Wang to all their friends. I'm even more afraid that some of the friends they'll be sending pictures of my Wang to are men. I'm just not comfortable with the idea of some guy I don't even know looking at my Wang, playing with my Wang, or rubbing my Wang. I mean, letting Randall play with my Wang is one thing; we're friends, and I trust him. But letting some random guy on the internet see my Wang? That's just wrong. So, guys, if you have nothing better to do than look at my Wang, get a hobby. Or, better yet, get your own Wang. Trust me, guys, chicks love Wang, so why sit there wasting your time thinking about my Wang when you could get a Wang of your own to play with? Please, for my sake and yours, get a Wang.

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From:wandawolfe
Date:August 25th, 2005 07:47 am (UTC)

I wanna play with your Wang

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Wish I was in Nebraska, so I could come play with your Wang. :)
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From:anoncastillo
Date:August 25th, 2005 07:50 am (UTC)

Re: I wanna play with your Wang

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I'm not sure I'm comfortable with letting my roommate's grandmother play with my Wang, either!

But if you do, be gentle, ok? I'm sure you've handled things like this before, probably a lot of them, but my Wang is young, tender, fragile, and innocent. Don't do too much with it too fast, okay?
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From:wandawolfe
Date:August 25th, 2005 08:09 pm (UTC)

Re: I wanna play with your Wang

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Randall's roommate had a Wang
E-I-E-I-O
It's big and black and hairy, too
E-I-E-I-O
With a w00t w00t here and a w00t w00t there
Here a w00t
There a w00t
Everywhere a w00t w00t
Randall's roommate had a Wang
E-I-E-I-O
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From:anoncastillo
Date:August 25th, 2005 11:40 pm (UTC)

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Look, I know you two are from the south and all, but where I'm from, playing with your grandson's Wang is frowned upon.
From:ghostcow
Date:August 26th, 2005 02:58 am (UTC)

Re: I wanna play with your Wang

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This thread is wrong. Very very fucking wrong.

<3
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From:wandawolfe
Date:August 26th, 2005 03:06 am (UTC)

Re: I wanna play with your Wang

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I yield!

Although they do have an old saying in the south. Incest is best.

Definition of a virgin in Kentucky: a girl that can outrun her brothers.

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From:randall_danger
Date:February 14th, 2006 09:56 am (UTC)

Re: I wanna play with your Wang

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I had forgotten about this thread until tonight. I would like to once again state that this thread is very, VERY, fucking wrong!
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From:hasty_smurf
Date:August 25th, 2005 07:49 am (UTC)
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Dear Sir,

I came across your journal using this feature: http://www.fuzzysquid.com/LJ.php

It shows you the most recent pictures added to livejournal and then you can click on them to go to the journal those pictures correspond to. I clicked because I saw a bunny. I have four bunnies. They have a livejournal at pocky_and_gene

Your post was very funny. And your musical tastes are very similar to my boyfriend's. So....may I add you? If not, no problem. I have four of my own Wangs to play with.

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From:anoncastillo
Date:August 25th, 2005 07:52 am (UTC)
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Go for it. I might even add you back!
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From:bloody_lasagna
Date:August 25th, 2005 08:07 am (UTC)

harhar

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That wang slap is hilarious!!

I woodunt be taken dat from no wang 'dough.. dem's fightin' slaps.
From:ghostcow
Date:August 25th, 2005 08:12 am (UTC)

Re: harhar

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You know how it is at our house! We love to slap people in the face with our wang!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:August 25th, 2005 12:15 pm (UTC)
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It's true. I love Pauls wang. I want to play with Pauls wang all day, and when Im away I imagine slowly petting wang.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:August 25th, 2005 05:47 pm (UTC)

^.^

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I have to agree, my little brother has a great Wang. It's too bad he lives across the country, or I'd get to play with his Wang more often. But it's even more fun watching him share his Wang with my mother-in-law. It's such a warm and fuzzy feeling to see family members getting along and sharing a little Wang.

- BlueNinja
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From:anoncastillo
Date:August 25th, 2005 07:50 pm (UTC)

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That's great! Everyone loves a little Wang from time to time, and I love letting people play with my Wang.
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From:anoncastillo
Date:August 25th, 2005 07:52 pm (UTC)

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Yeah, I'm just afraid of which Wang PJ will go for.... o.0 Just remind her that if she wants to get her hands on my Wang, she's going to have to handle Randall's Wang, too.
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From:queenamy63
Date:August 26th, 2005 06:13 pm (UTC)
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Does your wang like to live in a box?
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From:anoncastillo
Date:August 26th, 2005 10:57 pm (UTC)
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My Wang hates being caged up all the time, so I try to let it run free as much as possible.
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From:fluffy_of_doom
Date:September 21st, 2005 03:26 am (UTC)
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2 timing double flusher!
you left me for that!
when i get my hands on you and your wang!

phhfffffttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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From:anoncastillo
Date:September 21st, 2005 01:42 pm (UTC)
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I'm sorry Fluffy, but.... well, I like Wang. It's not you, it's me. I'm just a Wang loving kind of guy. If you can't accept that about me, then that's your problem.
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